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Posted on 16th Sep at 9:13 PM, with 21,413 notes

disgustinganimals:

yoursforeverinternet:

disgustinganimals

high character?
that’s pretty generous.
he’s keeping behind the line of scrimmage, but i wouldn’t call that “high character”.

Posted on 16th Sep at 9:10 PM, with 420,559 notes

clubpunk:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

I died a little

Posted on 16th Sep at 7:16 PM, with 387,418 notes

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Posted on 16th Sep at 7:11 PM, with 375,434 notes

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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Posted on 16th Sep at 7:05 PM, with 82,029 notes
miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone
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miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

Posted on 16th Sep at 2:11 AM, with 86,519 notes
vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

Posted on 16th Sep at 2:10 AM, with 24,806 notes

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

Posted on 16th Sep at 12:05 AM, with 469,129 notes

relahvant:

these animals are fucking ridiculous i want 14124 of them

Posted on 14th Sep at 3:01 PM, with 304,995 notes

alexispointy:

library-worms:

“DON’T LOOK AT ME I AM SODA.”

what a beautiful, silly meow

Posted on 14th Sep at 2:59 PM, with 24,535 notes
yugichrist asked: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

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